Wolfram Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input

I have yet to get any answers to any interesting, real question I have had, from Wolfram Alpha.

Austin to Paris in 30 days

Since I'm traveling to Paris soon, thought I'd get directions from Google Maps. It's going to take 30 days, 9 hours. Notice item 28. (via Peter Flanagan).

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Google s34rCh(via Phil Windley)